“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” — Woody Allen

“Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier” – Mae West

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen

“A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.” – Mary Wilson

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni

“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?” – Lily Tomlin

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” — Unknown

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni