Sometimes it’s easy to forget that celebrities are just people like us, they go shopping like us, they get drunk like us and they say stupid things without thinking like a lot of us mere mortals tend to do. Here are some of the most hilarious and awkward things celebrities have come out with.

Willow & Jaden Smith

Image willowsmith instagram

Image willowsmith instagram

The Impossibly cool children of Will and Jada Smith told T Magazine their thoughts on time and space or rather lack there of.

“Willow: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.

Jaden: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.

W: Because living.

J: Right, because you have to live. There’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it’s living.

W: It’s the action of it.”

Brooke Shields

Image brookeshields instagram

Image brookeshields instagram

The Hollywood starlet was once gave her thoughts on smoking where she stated the obvious:

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”

Jessica Simpson

Image jessicasimpson instagram

Image jessicasimpson instagram

If you haven’t heard this famous Jessica Simpson quote yet then you must have been living under a very large rock. Back when she was married to Nick Lachey and they had their reality show together she said this now infamous line:

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.”

Britney Spears

Image britneyspears instagram

Image britneyspears instagram

The pop star once said this um… interesting quote when asked her thoughts on visiting Japan:

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Donald Trump

Image realdonaldtrump Instagram

Image realdonaldtrump Instagram

Now we could easily provide pages and pages of all the ridiculous stuff Trump has said but we thought we’d just share one of the classics for now.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

Paris Hilton

Image parishilton Instagram

Image parishilton Instagram

The hotel Heiress has said many quetionable things but one of her best quotes was when she was asked if she ever went to Wal-Mart and she replied:

“Do they like make walls there?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Image schwarzenegger Instagram

Image schwarzenegger Instagram

The terminator star once stated his views on gay marriage:

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Mariah Carey

Image mariahcarey Instagram

Image mariahcarey Instagram

The singer once said…

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

Kate Moss

Image drgotts Instagram

Image drgotts Instagram

There is this classic from the Super Model who has clearly never tried bacon..

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”